Singing Owl gave us this fun Friday Five at RevGals. I'm taking a break from a cleaning frenzy to do it. I just can't resist.
Please pardon me for talking about church in the summer when many of you may be on vacation. However, the church we are talking about today is the one you dream of. I've been thinking about this because I miss pastoring and preaching, because I am sending in resumes, and because...well...just because. So have some fun with this. Tell us five things that the perfect church would have, be, do...whatever.
We can dream, right?
1. Self-cleaning walls and carpets, so no one has to worry about whether or not the kids will mess the place up.
2. All front row parking.
3. Really deep collection plates so there is room for all the offering that is collected each week.
4. A phone line just for receiving volunteer sign-ups. So that it doesn't tie up the other line.
5. A time warp so all ages can worship, fellowship, and participate in education, but still "get out" in an hour.
Thanks Singing Owl!